The Belt just has Mormons. Lots and lots... of Mormons.

[ yeah he sucks at surprises so he's just gonna duck in and take a quick look around before revealing what he found. ]

They were in the gym...? Doesn't make any fucking sense, but neither does anything else about this place. They're yours, right? [ gold bangles fused together with secret compartments. not many people could have that item, he figures. ]